I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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