yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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