I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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