fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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