Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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