Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
bring money and cleavage
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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