I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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