So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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