my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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