All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.