Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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