its not stalking. its research.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Randomize
