Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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