Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
someone owes me an orgasm
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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