What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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