Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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