drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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