Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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