i think i have two assholes
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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