Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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Have fun and good luck.