i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home