how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there