just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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