this beer tastes like vomit already
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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