I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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