Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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