didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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