was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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