If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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