i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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