my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Randomize
