Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?