Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym