butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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