I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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