I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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