You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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