what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.