Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened