Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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