We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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