There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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