I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.