Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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