Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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