absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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