i jhust puked up my retainher.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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