ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
my liver is dry heaving
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