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Do you need to be saved?

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No I think I'm God

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(760): Do you need to be saved? (847): No I think I'm God http://tfl.nu/obwr

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(850): View more from Florida

come over anyways, right now, right this second

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it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying

(561): View more from Florida

wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation

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(850): come over anyways, right now, right this second (850): it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying (561): wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation http://tfl.nu/cwsr

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I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.

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(775): I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again. http://tfl.nu/wdl0

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(407): View more from Florida

Your dick is once again the conversation topic.

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(407): Your dick is once again the conversation topic. http://tfl.nu/okqh

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?

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(603): he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float? http://tfl.nu/0v16

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(858): View more from California

Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.

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(858): Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show. http://tfl.nu/suqh

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.

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(339): just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth. http://tfl.nu/ap45

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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund

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(480): oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund http://tfl.nu/xo4q

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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.

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(530): We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes. http://tfl.nu/38if

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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in

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(817): I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in http://tfl.nu/jhp8

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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.

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(863): I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious. http://tfl.nu/2u5k

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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine

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(248): Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine http://tfl.nu/ph8k

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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.

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(765): Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears. http://tfl.nu/6dpq

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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....

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(323): Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner.... http://tfl.nu/erk9

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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing

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(312): Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing http://tfl.nu/oxks

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