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  (248): View more from Michigan

  need another drink. this is the easiest way

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  (248): need another drink. this is the easiest way http://tfl.nu/e4gk
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

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  i think im in thre room next to you

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  (913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me. (816): i think im in thre room next to you http://tfl.nu/b5hq
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  (225): View more from Louisiana

  ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.

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  (225): ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby. http://tfl.nu/ceb0
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  (607): View more from New York

  Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless

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  (607): Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless http://tfl.nu/a84j
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.

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  (215): I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days. http://tfl.nu/h5el
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly

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  (678): I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly http://tfl.nu/mkzb
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball

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  (412): just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball http://tfl.nu/dojj
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  (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.

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  (339): Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys. http://tfl.nu/p4yk
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.

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  (770): I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening. http://tfl.nu/87ko
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  (801): View more from Utah

  Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.

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  (801): Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted. http://tfl.nu/qkeh
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  What kind of costume was that supposed to be??

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  I'm an orgasm trader!

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  (202): What kind of costume was that supposed to be?? (1-202): I'm an orgasm trader! http://tfl.nu/kj4e
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  (602): View more from Arizona

  The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party

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  (602): The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party http://tfl.nu/nvop
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin

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  (717): In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin http://tfl.nu/u60j
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  (813): View more from Florida

  He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them

  (386): View more from Florida

  Tequila 1 marriage 0

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  (813): He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them (386): Tequila 1 marriage 0 http://tfl.nu/qbt7
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party

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  (+44): Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party http://tfl.nu/3hql
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