So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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