hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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