Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside