Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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