? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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