sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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