So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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