you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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