I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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